G is for Go and buy my new book now, Go on!

And also Gsaturday Gspankings (the 'g' is silent)

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Spanking fiction writing, as someone important possibly once said, is 1% creation, 99% shameless self promotion.

It’s not enough just to write the thing. Apparently you have to also let people know it exists. The book buying venn diagram being something like this.

 So unless I want to exclusively concentrate on the accidental cat-walking-on-keyboard market, I really need to advertise my new book in every which way I possibly can including Facebook, twitter, skywriting, wearing a sandwich board around town during my lunch hour and – of course – shamelessly hijacking Saturday Spankings.

Me in a suspiciously American-looking bit of London, yesterday

So go on, buy my new book. Do it right now, in fact. Don’t even bother reading the excerpt below. That’s only eight measly sentences, there. Get the whole book and there’s hundreds of the things. Thousands, even. You like sentences? I totally got your back, bro. Book's full of 'em.

You know when advertisers challenge you to buy their product? Take our challenge and buy Activia Yogurt every day for fourteen days and see how you feel! I always think, that’s not a challenge! That’s just me buying your stuff! I’m not falling for that one. Don’t act like this is a game of truth or dare, Activia.

I probably shouldn’t have brought it up given that I am planning to try that very same tactic here. Why not try the Buying Lady Westbrook’s Discovery Right Now From Amazon Challenge. Go on! I dare you! I double-dare you. Bet you won’t, you chicken.

Or, you know, don’t. It's totally up to you. I don't want to force you into doing anything you don't really want to. I'm not that kind of girl. I don’t think I’m going to be much cop at this aggressive selling thing, to be honest. I mean you could buy Lady Westbrook’s Discovery on Amazon.com for a very reasonable price but maybe there’s other stuff in that you need in your life right now. For the exact same money as Lady Westbrook's Discovery, you could also purchase one of the following:

A tiny, tiny cheese cow (its tininess emphasised by the tiny, tiny picture)

Non-asbestos furnace cement. Wait, do we even need to specify non-asbestos in 2014? 
Isn’t it the same as selling non-cocaine cola and non-heroin tooth drops?

Single Yu-Gi-Oh trading card
(Top Money-saving tip: Instead of paying money for this, why not try printing it out and gluing it to some cardboard from cereal box instead? Just as much fun for a fraction of the price.)

So whatever you do this Saturday, be it buying my book, or cementing your furnace with non carcinogenic materials, or completing your yu-gi-oh trading card collection, or eating teeny tiny novelty cheese animals or whatever the hell else takes your fancy, enjoy yourselves. Have a great weekend.

The spanking excerpt this week comes from my new book Lady Westbrook’s Discovery (have I mentioned I have a new book out?). Felix Oliver is about to give Lady Westbrook her first spanking:

You know you want it

“Right,” said Mr Oliver. “You asked that I spank you as I would if we were married and you were being punished so I do not intend to be lenient.” 

Margaret drew in her breath sharply. 

“However,” he continued. “We are not man and wife so I will not punish you in the same manner that I would employ if we were. If we were married then you would be feeling these strokes on your bare bottom. As it is, you will have your skirts to give you some protection.” 

Thank heavens for that, thought Margaret. She had not even considered the possibility of baring her bottom when she had suggested the spanking.

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