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Who doesn’t love a banana? As the Hoosier Hotshots once sang:
I don’t like your peachesAnd yet, worrying, it would seem from looking at the internet that there are swathes of people out there who simply have no idea at all how to eat one.
They are full of stones
But I like bananas
Because they have no bones
|No, you see, you won't get very far just licking it.|
|Oh sweetie, that’s not right at all.|
|Just stop it now! You are doing bananas wrong!|
Of course if you ever do manage to work out how to get inside one, then a banana’s a great treat – full of potassium, manganese, vitamin B6 and thrilling little doses of radiation. You don’t just have to eat them raw. There are loads of great banana recipes out there, you could try banana pancakes, or banana bread or perhaps this...
|Oh my dear god.|
Quite frankly, I’m not sure that enough respect is being paid to the humble banana. We should introduce an International Banana Day, to foster banana love amongst the populace and introduce people to the correct ways of eating the things. Maybe people could celebrate Banana Day by dressing in suitable celebratory costumes?
|Yup. Something like that would be just perfect.|
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